so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
