Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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