you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
