I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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