This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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