I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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