ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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