Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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