like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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