we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am puke
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
