i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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