He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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