Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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