Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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