How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
its not stalking. its research.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
