i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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