I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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