absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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