Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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