I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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