their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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