My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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