omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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