Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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