Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Duck Duck Cougar?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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