READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude i'm inner monologue high
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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