Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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