What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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