is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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