Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
God, I missed his penis.
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