So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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