is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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