Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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