Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
420 ftw
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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