its not stalking. its research.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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