I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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