have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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