My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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