I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
No I am not eating basil off your cock
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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