Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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