I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm like, not good at living.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize