my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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