TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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