I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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