White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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