and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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