I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
This is the high leading the old right now
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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