I got chris browned last night
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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