Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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