Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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