Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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