Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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