Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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