Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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